Combusting Kiwi's Operator Application

Combusting Kiwi’s Application
First name: Ben
Position requested: Operator
How long I’ve been on the server: 129 hours

Why do I think I qualify? This is my favorite DarkRP server, if not my favorite Gmod server. In the mass cluster fuck of servers oversaturated with morons waving their dicks around who think they aren’t the 9,000th server to use the M9K sweps and “Oh luk at uss, owr survr haz faddin doors an lokpiks, lol weer so orijinul,” this server is a shining beacon in the darkness, like Ellis Island, but without the heavy stench of Eastern Europeans. This server is to Dark RP as Star Wars Battlefront is to the FPS genre: they’re so overflowing with originality that they hardly even fit the description of their game modes. I want to see myself become more than just a drone walking back and forth between control points for virtual gems; I want to actually contribute to the betterment of the server. I’ve been a server greeter since July, and at this point I know the rules of this server better than my own family history. When it comes to greeting, everyone I’ve ever greeted went on to enjoy the server to its full potential, but greeting new people isn’t much when compared to the thrill of seeing current players having fun, and I would be proud to say I’m on the staff of the best god damn server in Dark RP.

Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:54779123

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About the Only server greeter that does their job without being asked to. He works hard and knows about everything he needs to.


+SUPPORT+

+Support

A man after me own heart. Reminds me of me when I was SG--doing it like a nut.