An "Average" Steam chat with some noob

Doctor Zoidberg: Hello?
Blackjack Magnum: ADMIN ZOIDBURG
Doctor Zoidberg: Hi :3
Blackjack Magnum: /me pulls out giant ass rifle
Blackjack Magnum: NO U
Blackjack Magnum: I NEED ZOIDBERG SAUSAGES
Blackjack Magnum: AND THAT DOESNT MEAN PENI
Blackjack Magnum: cause your peni are stupid and gay
Blackjack Magnum: Bender gives better peni
Blackjack Magnum: you are bad at everything
Doctor Zoidberg: Maybe
Blackjack Magnum: But
Doctor Zoidberg: My Peni is great
Blackjack Magnum: Your still better than casdin
Doctor Zoidberg: :3
Blackjack Magnum: BUT
Blackjack Magnum: Your peni suck
Blackjack Magnum: again though
Blackjack Magnum: better than lemarties' peni
Blackjack Magnum: lemarties is overcompensating
Blackjack Magnum: but again
Blackjack Magnum: your bad at LIFE
Doctor Zoidberg: MAYBE
Blackjack Magnum: AND YOU FAILED AT THE STANDING SCHOOL
Blackjack Magnum: AND THE BREATHING SCHOOL
Blackjack Magnum: But you somehow passed the potato school
Blackjack Magnum: You failed at breeding school
Blackjack Magnum: but passed at noobschool
Doctor Zoidberg: Wut
Blackjack Magnum: with flying colours
Blackjack Magnum: The noobschool is a government conspericy
Doctor Zoidberg: I kinda lost track of what the fuck we're talking about, lol
Blackjack Magnum: didnt you notice the retards in the suits following you
Blackjack Magnum: like
Blackjack Magnum: 3 months ago
Blackjack Magnum: that was noobschool
Blackjack Magnum: if you didnt call out the suitards
Blackjack Magnum: you were a noob
Blackjack Magnum: AND YOU PASSED
Blackjack Magnum: So you are a government legal noob
Blackjack Magnum: Ph
Blackjack Magnum: And they cloned you
Blackjack Magnum: and your kind
Blackjack Magnum: cause there are many zoidbergs
Doctor Zoidberg: :3
Blackjack Magnum: and stop
Blackjack Magnum: laying
Blackjack Magnum: EGGS
Blackjack Magnum: /me whacks zoidberg over the head with a plastic bottle
Blackjack Magnum: This bottle is filled with anti-zoidberg poison
Blackjack Magnum: Your task is to drink the poison and NOT die
Blackjack Magnum: DO IT
Blackjack Magnum: AND YOU WILL BE A HERO
Doctor Zoidberg: I NO DIE
Blackjack Magnum: :OOOO
Blackjack Magnum: HE LIVES
Blackjack Magnum: /me shoots zoidberg in the face
Blackjack Magnum: NOPE NEVERMIND HE'S DED
Blackjack Magnum: /me enslaved all the zoidbergs
Blackjack Magnum: >

wut ?

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