Creeping jebus's creepy application

Hello, my name is Creeping Jebus, im sure youve heard the name,
I want to become respected (i already am respected in a way XD)
The reason i want to apply for respected OR above is that i want to be able to help out a bit more which i do quite a bit, for example i helped out like 4 new people in to the server, ive played a decent amount of time 270+ hours i believe and i want to try out a form of staff and see if i like it or not,
My age is 17, im a student

yeah

+support great guy with a creepy personality

Hello, my name is Creeping Jebus(ign), i'm sure you've seen the name in the kill display
My first name (irl) is Thomas
I want to become respected (i already am respected in a way XD)
The reason i want to apply for respected OR above is that i want to be able to help out a bit more which i do quite a bit, for example i helped out like 4 new people in to the server, ive played a decent amount of time 270+ hours i believe and i want to try out a form of staff and see if i like it or not,
Ive monitored the server for a while, reporting douches etc, but what if theres no admin or anyone on to help? for example one day their were 2 prop spamming/pushers that literally gave the server a ping of 500+, luckily a admin came on just at the end of what they were doing.
My point is, i want to be there, i want to deal justice, i want to shit on the shit heads, i want to help, i want to play, i want to have fun
I do have previous experience as a moderator in a server i believe got shut down, it was a 50+ player server and i was almost the only mod ever on
to deal with the shitheads.

For those who ask my age is 17, im a student at a sports college

oh wait you're not the one I thought had a shitty app

i was thinking of JACKSOFF

okay yeah that works

Does that mean...??